Overheard in the Lee Household, Pt. 2

*Part 1 with background and pseudo-literary blathering on micro-blogging, etc., is found here.*

Look at me, daddy, I'm kicking the soccer ball. ... Was that amazing? (9/24)

daddy, you have to look mad. you're playing swordfight! (9/4)

mommy, let me get on facebook. what's your status? (9/3)

mommy! mommy! what's this on my finger?? maybe my finger is broken!! / oh, it's just the cut healing. / oh my goodness! my finger is broken! maybe i need to go to the finger place. and he's going to ask me, is it this finger? this finger? or this finger? (8/30)

no, i pee in there first! no, i pee in there first! / is that what the cats in the backyard are fighting about? / yeah. i should bring them inside. / to use the potty? / yeah. (7/5)

hey, don't call me amoz! / what shall we call you then? / squeaky. / ??? (6/30)

hey amoz, you just got a very nice gift! what do you say? / happy birthday! / uh, no, it's not your birthday. what do you say? / thank you, mommy! thank you, daddy! thank you, theo! and thank you, amoz! (6/8)

what would you like for breakfast, amoz? / i want ice cream. (5/23)

are we human/ or are we dancers/ my sign is vital/ my hands are cold... hey, hey, mommy, just amoz sing that song! (5/21)

Aarrrr, I'm a big monster with big teeth, who eats up little boys! / (pointing at Theo, his little brother) Eat him! (5/5)

This is my promise: I will be a good boy and I will get ice cream. OK? (5/3)

I'm sorry, daddy, for saying Go away; I love you. / It's OK Amoz, I love you too. / Mommy, I want some candy. / No candy, Amoz. / But I listened to you. (5/1)

I'm going to make the bagel sad; I'm going to eat him all. (4/19)

mommy, don't go to youth gloop. (but i want to go.) no, you don't want to go to youth gloop! (4/8)

what kind ice cream you want daddy? gorilla or chocolate? (4/6)

(after committing a particularly heinous offense and being sent to his room, when Christe went to get him): I'm sorry, mango chips. (3/30)

My foot hurts. I have a stomach ache in my foot. (3/29)

Amoz and Josiah sitting side by side pooping on their potties: So, how was your day? (3/20)

I'm doing my hot sauce (hop scotch) (3/17)

I don't have any money. Look, I just have dirt. (3/9)

I'm hungry. I need ice cream. I need chocolate. I want popsicle. Popsicles are good for me. (3/7)

Christe: Why is this tennis ball wet? Amoz: It went in the toilet by itself! (3/6)